Wah!! I'm Kate Gosselin and the only way I can support my 8 children is by being on tv, and spending loads of time away from them, and rubbing elbows with celebrities, and having high paid stylists do my hair/makeup/wadrobe, and whining about my supposed hard life on tv and in print (and getting paid to do so).
Kate - Go fuck yourself. I'm so entirely sick of you. You're polluting the single working mother pool in which I swim. You are a nurse; millions of women support their families in this way. Go sell your gazillion dollar home, cut coupons, and employ John to cover the kids when you're pulling a double shift. TV is not your only option for income; you simply wave that "I have 8 kids to feed!" flag in order to justify your narcissistic personality. Oh, and stay the hell off the cover of my People magazine, bitch.
Wah! I'm Tiger Woods and I felt that I was entitled to do whatever I want and hurt whomever I want because I'm the worlds best golfer, and my father robbed me of my childhood by making me golf in all my free time so I don't know how to act and then he died, and I make more money than God.
Tiger - Go fuck yourself. You didn't just cheat on your wife. You man-whored around on your wife with a really shameful amount of women. No, skanks; couldn't just choose some executive at a golf country club or a high ranking Nike employee, no. You chose every breast implanted, overly tanned, hair ententioned, gold digging, 15 minutes of fame seeking, questionably incomed skank you came in contact with. Ick. Then you used your affairs to make a Nike commercial. You're not a sex addict, you're a douche bag. I hope Elin takes you for every dime you have and wears a red dress to your funeral.
Wah! I'm Jesse James and I'm a hot tattooed bad ass, and I built a life and career out of building custom motorcycles most people can't afford, and it got me a tv show, and one of my ex-wives is a porn star, and I'm fighting for custody of my daughter.
Jesse - Go fuck yourself. You hit the motherload of women when you married Sandra Bullock and you blew it by cheating on her with the same heavily tattooed, web porn skanks you've been drawn to your whole life. Maybe you and Tiger should go have a beer and compare notes; my guess is there's some cross pollination there. You're not a sex addict either. You're a dumb little boy with an overblown sense of entitlement that overshadowed the fact that you finally landed a good woman who supported you and loved you. You should be a broken man, you dumb ass.
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